Amazing 100 Funny Slogan and Taglines

Amazing 100 Funny Slogans and Taglines

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."

2. "I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not clumsy; the floor just hates me."

5. "I'm not a morning person until noon."

6. "I'm not short; I'm concentrated awesome."

7. "I'm not aging; I'm just increasing in value."

8. "I put the 'elusive' in 'exclusive.'"

9. "I'm not a complete idiot—some parts are missing."

10. "I'm not fat; I'm just easy to see."

11. "I'm not a chef, but I can microwave like a pro."

12. "I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode."

13. "I'm not shy; I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to."

14. "I'm not weird; I'm limited edition."

15. "I'm not ignoring you; I'm just on a mental vacation."

16. "I'm not addicted to chocolate. Chocolate is addicted to me."

17. "I'm not disorganized; my room has a creative mess."

18. "I'm not late; others are simply early."

19. "I'm not a morning person. Don't talk to me until my coffee does."

20. "I'm not bossy; I have leadership skills."

21. "I'm not clumsy; the ground just hates me."

22. "I'm not forgetful; I'm creating a surprise."

23. "I'm not lazy; I'm just conserving energy for the future."

24. "I'm not arguing; I'm just explaining why I'm right."

25. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

26. "I'm not aging; I'm just becoming a classic."

27. "I'm not fat; I'm just horizontally challenged."

28. "I'm not a procrastinator; I'm just on a deadline with destiny."

29. "I'm not a morning person, but I'm an all-day person."

30. "I'm not a perfectionist; I'm selectively excellent."

31. "I'm not antisocial; I'm selectively social."

32. "I'm not late; I just prefer to make a fashionable entrance."

33. "I'm not stubborn; my way is just better."

34. "I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode."

35. "I'm not disorganized; I'm creatively spontaneous."

36. "I'm not a baker; I'm a frosting artist."

37. "I'm not a morning person; I'm a midnight genius."

38. "I'm not old; I'm a classic with vintage charm."

39. "I'm not a shopaholic; I'm helping the economy."

40. "I'm not forgetful; I'm just too busy remembering the important stuff."

41. "I'm not a geek; I'm a level 12 Paladin."

42. "I'm not short; I'm space-efficient."

43. "I'm not clumsy; I'm just doing a gravity check."

44. "I'm not a troublemaker; I'm a creative thinker."

45. "I'm not lazy; I'm just on power-saving mode."

46. "I'm not a morning person; I'm a sunrise enthusiast."

47. "I'm not messy; I'm creatively chaotic."

48. "I'm not a chef; I just love to eat."

49. "I'm not ignoring you; I'm just on 'Do Not Disturb' mode."

50. "I'm not bossy; I have leadership skills."

51. "I'm not clumsy; the floor just hates me."

52. "I'm not a morning person until noon."

53. "I'm not aging; I'm just increasing in value."

54. "I put the 'elusive' in 'exclusive.'"

55. "I'm not a complete idiot—some parts are missing."

56. "I'm not fat; I'm just easy to see."

57. "I'm not a chef, but I can microwave like a pro."

58. "I'm not lazy; I'm in energy-saving mode."

59. "I'm not shy; I'm just very good at figuring out who's worth talking to."

60. "I'm not weird; I'm limited edition."

61. "I'm not ignoring you; I'm just on a mental vacation."

62. "I'm not addicted to chocolate. Chocolate is addicted to me."

63. "I'm not disorganized; my room has a creative mess."

64. "I'm not late; others are simply early."

65. "I'm not a morning person. Don't talk to me until my coffee does."

66. "I'm not bossy; I have leadership skills."

67. "I'm not clumsy; the ground just hates me."

68. "I'm not forgetful; I'm creating a surprise."

69. "I'm not lazy; I'm just conserving energy for the future."

70. "I'm not arguing; I'm just explaining why I'm right."

71. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

72. "I'm not aging; I'm just becoming a classic."

73. "I'm not fat; I'm just horizontally challenged."

74. "I'm not a procrastinator; I'm just on a deadline with destiny."

75. "I'm not a morning person, but I'm an all-day person."

76. "I'm not a perfectionist; I'm selectively excellent."

77. "I'm not antisocial; I'm selectively social."

78. "I'm not late; I just prefer to make a fashionable entrance."

79. "I'm not stubborn; my way is just better."

80. "I'm not lazy; I'm on energy-saving mode."

81. "I'm not disorganized; I'm creatively spontaneous."

82. "I'm not a baker; I'm a frosting artist."

83. "I'm not a morning person; I'm a midnight genius."

84. "I'm not old; I'm a classic with vintage charm."

85. "I'm not a shopaholic; I'm helping the economy."

86. "I'm not forgetful; I'm just too busy remembering the important stuff."

87. "I'm not a geek; I'm a level 12 Paladin."

88. "I'm not short; I'm space-efficient."

89. "I'm not clumsy; I'm just doing a gravity check."

90. "I'm not a troublemaker; I'm a creative thinker."

91. "I'm not lazy; I'm on power-saving mode."

92. "I'm not a morning person; I'm a sunrise enthusiast."

93. "I'm not messy; I'm creatively chaotic."

94. "I'm not a chef; I just love to eat."

95. "I'm not ignoring you; I'm just on 'Do Not Disturb' mode."

96. "I'm not bossy; I have leadership skills."

97. "I'm not clumsy; the floor just hates me."

98. "I'm not a morning person until noon."

99. "I'm not aging; I'm just increasing in value."

100. "I put the 'elusive' in 'exclusive.'"